When
they overhear their stressed-out single mom (Northern Exposure's
Cynthia Geary) calling them "a handful," twins Julie
and Sarah decide to give mom a break and go to grandma's for
Christmas. So they stuff their backpacks and stow away on a
city bus, beginning an odyssey that will first find them in
a delivery van operated by Roy Rogers-obsessed driver Eddie
(soap opera veteran J. Eddie Peck). Then a karate chop to Eddie's
head later, they're at the mercy of a happily married pair of
thieves (Rhea Perlman, Jerry Van Dyke) and, ultimately, a team
of spooked runaway horses posing as reindeer. Luckily Eddie
already has a crush on Mom, who manages his favorite mini-mart,
and together the pair track down the missing twins, who, meanwhile,
are having the ride of their lives. The Olsen twins are in their
Full House bloom in this TV movie, which means their brand of
innocuous brattiness is still more charming than annoying. Perlman
and Van Dyke get to ham it up as lovable criminals, and Geary
and Peck find G-rated romance once he adjusts to the idea that
his mini-mart sweetie has kids and he learns to share his Lotto
winnings.
Double, Double
Toil And Trouble (1993)
The
plot sends 7-year-olds Lynn and Kelly on a Halloween night mission
to get a magical moonstone from their evil aunt who has cast
a spell on their other aunt. Fun for little kids, but also enjoyable
for older fans, it's a good movie to pull out around Halloween
time. It's one of tho best Olsen's movies because the stronger
recognition of the other characters--they really get a more
substantial role in the movie than the surrounding characters
in some of the other movies. In this film, you'll fall in love
with the endearing gravedigger, the money-hungry yet lovable
Mr. N, and the supportive, "take charge" Oscar the
Clown. And then you've got the girls' parents--who, for once,
actually act like parents. Gentle, loving, good people--and
yet they have problems of their own that they must get through
as a family. Now you start to get the feel of a real movie with
a real plot. Too many of Mary-Kate and Ashley's movies either
have them with single moms or dads (which there is nothing wrong
with at all, but it got a little repetitive with the Olsens)
or completely up-in-the-clouds parents who were practically
at their feet doting on them and giving them everything, thus
showing the viewer exactly what life is NOT like. This movie
is one exception where the casting of the girls' parents is
very strong and realistic.
How The West Was
Fun (1994)
A
very enjoyable Olsen movie with a good storyline and characters.
8-year-olds Jessica and Susie talk their single father into
taking a visit with them to a dude ranch, upon the request of
their sweet grandmother Nattie. When the girls learn that Nattie's
cold and selfish son Bart plans on turning the place into a
theme park, it's up to them to save the ranch. It's a very heartwarming
and entertaining movie that captures the girls at some of their
best acting years.
Little Rascals
(1994)
Kids
may enjoy the slapstick of this modern reworking of the old
Our Gang comedies, but parents who grew up watching them on
TV (or grandparents who saw them at theaters) will wonder why
anyone would want to be involved in this pathetic remake. Directed
by Penelope Spheeris, the film takes look-alike kids and casts
them as Spanky, Alfalfa, Buckwheat, and the rest, minus any
sense of what made the old Hal Roach comedies funny. Instead
of kids being kids, these are kids doing shtick while recycling
such old bits as the He-Man Woman Haters Club, the kids' go-cart
race, and Spanky and Alfalfa dressing as girls. Devoid of charm
or wit.In this films Mary-Kate and Ashley only play a secondary
role.
It Takes Two (1995)
This
first theatrical outing for the ubiquitous Olsen twins is their
take on The Parent Trap meets The Prince and the Pauper. One
plays a foster child under the care of a single social worker
(Kirstie Alley) whose marital status prevents her from adopting
her favorite charge. The other is the neglected daughter of
a "bazillionaire" (Steve Guttenberg), who's about
to marry a gold-digging socialite (played nastily by Jane Sibbett,
Ross's first ex-wife on TV's Friends). The foster kid comes
to a charity camp abutting the rich girl's summer estate and--presto--the
identical strangers meet, hatch a plan to solve both their dilemmas,
and switch identities. Directed by Andy Tennant (Ever After),
this PG-rated film features some decent G-rated chemistry between
Alley and Guttenberg and surprisingly uncloying performances
by Mary-Kate and Ashley.
Billboard Dad
(1998)
It's
the Olsen twins to the rescue once again in their straight-to-video
release, Billboard Dad. With Venice, California, serving as
a Bohemian backdrop, the preteen queens of the dead-mom genre
scheme to find their widowed father a girlfriend by turning
a Hollywood billboard into a personal ad. Breezy predictability
ensues: Dad gets thousands of letters and dates a series of
progressively weirder women before bumping into Ms. Right. Since
Dad's a successful sculptor, true love destroys the angst behind
his profitable art. As his agent tries to drive a wedge between
the lovebirds, the twins become unwitting accomplices. All of
this just sets the stage, really, for Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen
to do their thing--they are way cool, fashionable, and mature
beyond their preteen years--with their equally hip friends,
who have a drama of their own unfolding on the diving team.
Nothing truly unexpected happens, but it doesn't matter.
Passport To Paris
(1999)
Resistance is futile! The Olsen Twins are everywhere, and you
better get used to it. Now they're not only taking over the
U.S.; they've moved on to the city of light, Paris. Unlike their
series (in which Mary-Kate and Ashley play themselves), in this
latest venture they play fictional alter-egos in the form of
superficial, boy-crazy, 13-year-olds. Their movie mom worries
their world is too small and the girls are shipped off to Paris
to visit their grandfather, the U.S. ambassador to France (yes,
you read that right). He doesn't have much time for them, so
he prepares a daily itinerary and forces an associate, an aspiring
junior version of himself, to accompany the girls. But leave
it to those wacky gals: within a few days, he's partying along
with them and their newfound French beaus (played by young cutie
patooties who have the worst French accents this side of Hee
Haw). The movie is harmless enough, and despite a pervasive
materialism in Olsen fare, loyalty and friendship are at the
forefront. The French locations are gorgeous and enticing.
Switching Goals (1999)
Originally
an ABC telefilm, Switching Goals comes to video. Mary-Kate and
Ashley Olsen play super-identical twins who are actually total
opposites. OK, it's not the freshest concept in the universe,
but the teen divas (who also exec produce--as they did in their
Passport to Paris) are an undeniable favorite with little girls
all-over. Here, they're Sam, the athletic one, and Emma, the
fashion-conscious one. Their indulgent dad (Eric Lutes) coaches
a soccer team and their workaholic mother (Kathryn Greenwood)
is a psychologist. Look for a switch, the truth to be revealed,
and all to end well.
Our Lips Are Sealed
(2000)
Well,
look who grew up: Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, once the sleepy-eyed
preschoolers in the hit TV sitcom Full House, now wake to find
themselves ready for their first day of high school. But the
day doesn't shape up as ultra-fantastically as in their dreams.
A series of bizarre circumstances (involving some supercharged
catsup and a criminal with a "really gross zit") force
them into a life-threatening situation in which only the FBI
Witness Protection Program can help. It turns out that Mary-Kate
and Ashley are their own worst enemies; the girls continually
blow their cover until finally they're booted down under to
the warm and sparkling recreation mecca of Sydney, Australia.
Here the challenge to keep a secret takes second fiddle to the
bigger challenges of fitting in with the popular group, learning
Aussie lingo, and (apparently) changing into a new set of adorable
clothes and accessories in almost every scene. Fans from 6 to
13 years old will probably enjoy the daffy antics of the Olsens,
their adventures with cute boyfriends, and their ability to
thwart the goofy bad guys. Plus, their acting ability--although
crippled by yet another bubblehead script--continues to improve.
To the parental crowd, the film plays somewhat like a New Age
beach-blanket movie with plenty of surfer parties, flower-power
fun, overblown story points, mild potty humor, and lots of belly
buttons (LOTS of belly buttons). The movie also has some inexplicable
references (to such grown-up phenomena as The Blair Witch Project
and The Sopranos) that are bound to go way over the target audience's
heads. Yet it's 90 minutes of absolutely clean fun that fans
will eat up.
Winning London
(2001)
Why
is it that, in such a cynical age, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen
aren't more wary of a backlash against adorableness? Just when
pop culture's more cantankerous hounds were harboring hopes
that the preeminent pair of sugar-and-spice girls would grow
into a couple of gawky teenagers, they've proved themselves
more lovable than ever with Winning London. Here, they're tasked
with delivering semimature subject matter--straightening out
stalled romances, stifling an overactive competitive streak--but
they come off as self-assured as ever. The scene is set across
the pond, where Chloe and Riley (Mary-Kate and Ashley), along
with other members of their high school's Model U.N. team, are
strutting their strategic mock peace-bringing stuff at an international
competition. While Chloe captures the heart of an upper-crust
English boy, Riley sets her sights on teammate Brian, who's
clueless enough to call her kiddo. After a breakdown in her
budding romance, Chloe, who's accustomed to winning, learns
to chill out and consider the more sporting side of competitions.
This being a Mary-Kate and Ashley vehicle, shopping for schoolgirl-swanky
ensembles is involved, as is boogying with the boys at hot nightspots.
Sightseeing excursions to Westminster Abbey and Buckingham Palace,
among other places, feel thrown in as educational tidbits for
parents' sake; better to buy this video purely for fun--Mary-Kate
and Ashley may not be known as the brainiest pair, but London
aside, with this movie they'll continue to win hearts.
Holiday in the
Sun (2001)
Whisked
away to the Bahamas in a private jet by their pilot dad, Mary-
Kate and Ashley Olsen (playing twins Alex and Madison) are initially
disappointed to be missing their class trip to Hawaii. (Just
what high school do these girls attend?) But the 15-year-olds
recover upon meeting up with their mom on the sunny tarmac,
checking into their own suite at the Atlantis resort, and getting
acquainted with some cute boys on the island. Parents may see
this 88- minute movie as one long advertisement for the Paradise
Island resort, with the constant mentioning of its name and
endless showcasing of its attractions. But kids, particularly
girls ages 7 to 12, will get a kick out of Alex's rivalry with
the rich superwitch Brianna for marine worker Jordan's affections.
Then there's the updated Cyrano storyline with Dad's business
partner's son Griffen coaching dim-but-likable Scott on how
to win over Madison. Throw in an antiquities smuggling subplot,
some dolphin hugging, horseback riding, and wave running and
you've got some fairly innocent entertainment augmented with
frothy tunes by teen group up-and-comers Play, Empty Trash (featuring
vocals by the twins), Tte American Girls, and Noogie.
Getting
There (2002)
This G-rated effort
from the wholesome twins covers the rites of passage of American
16-year-olds: getting the driver's license and getting the cherry
red convertible (OK, that may not be universal). Mary-Kate and
Ashley (playing twins Taylor and Kylie) invite two female friends
to hit the road with them for the Winter Olympics in Utah, while
three male friends attempt to make the same trip in their convertible.
But the expedition is fraught with snafus: one car stolen, the
other damaged, flight delays, and wrong buses. In the end, the
kids hook up with a teenage orange-grove heiress who ferries them
in her dad's private jet. They miss the Winter Games but get to
snowboard, ski, and do cannonballs into a heated pool. One parental
peeve: Although the girls wear ski helmets, they never "buckle
up" during the numerous car scenes.
When
in Rome(2002)
This film takes the twins to Rome as sophisticated working girls.
The Olsen twins play fictional sisters Charli and Leila, summer
interns at a global fashion and entertainment company. They join
four other international students ostensibly to gain business
experience, though the job seems more of a cover for their perennial
pursuits of shopping, sightseeing, and sizzling romance. They
encounter workplace challenges, including a tyrannical boss and
derisive coworker, which serve as a backdrop for numerous costume
changes for our fashion-forward stars. In the end, teamwork prevails
as the interns devise a clever scheme to expose a company criminal.
Kudos to the film for depicting Charli and Leila's characters
as strong and self-assured young women (too bad they come across
excessively materialistic). Despite the seemingly endless self-promotion
of Mary-Kate and Ashley, this G-rated film is all in good fun,
though there is certainly more fizz than flavor.